We, the bloggers of this blog, realize that our posts are woefully few and far-between. And it may seem that it's an indication that crazy things are not being said. Not true. We just don't get around to posting them very often, because we're too busy standing there with our mouths open. It's ok.
Elderly Pest-Control Guy: What kind of name is Taneeza? Where are you from, India?
Her: Born and raised in MI.
Guy: You dont look like a wolverine.
Her: Through and through...
Guy: Why are you here ... in Sioux Falls?
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
Tired
Cub Foods Cashier: Do you ever get tired of wearing that every day?
Me (in my head): Do you ever get tired of wearing a shirt every day?
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Naked
Little Girl at Como Zoo (pointing at me): "DAD!!! Take a picture!"
Dad: "No, I don't think I'm going to do that."
LG: "I feel naked now."
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Bye!
Kid with Mom on the street: Are you nuns?
Us: No, we're Muslims.
Mom to kid: Oh, like your Grandma ____
Kid: You wear those jeebs
Us: I guess you could call it that, they are hijabs.
Kid: Oh yah, I have a short word for orange juice. I call it OJ!
Us: Yes, that's a good one!
We start walking away.
Kid: BYE, MUSLIMSSSS!!!
Us: No, we're Muslims.
Mom to kid: Oh, like your Grandma ____
Kid: You wear those jeebs
Us: I guess you could call it that, they are hijabs.
Kid: Oh yah, I have a short word for orange juice. I call it OJ!
Us: Yes, that's a good one!
We start walking away.
Kid: BYE, MUSLIMSSSS!!!
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
You people
Hijabi: It's really hot in our office. Can you turn the a/c on?
Property Manager: Your window faces south, so it's going to be hot.
H: Well, I already closed the blinds and it's still hot.
PM: It's probably because you people are always wearing those things.
Monday, June 14, 2010
Muffin Man
Old guy at MSP airport (while eating a muffin and walking past me): This IS America
Me (flabbergasted and not thinking quickly): Yeah, it IS!
Muffin Man: Mm-hm...
Friday, May 14, 2010
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