Naked

Little Girl at Como Zoo (pointing at me): "DAD!!! Take a picture!"

Dad: "No, I don't think I'm going to do that."

LG: "I feel naked now."

Bye!

Kid with Mom on the street: Are you nuns?
Us: No, we're Muslims.
Mom to kid: Oh, like your Grandma ____
Kid: You wear those jeebs
Us: I guess you could call it that, they are hijabs.
Kid: Oh yah, I have a short word for orange juice. I call it OJ!
Us: Yes, that's a good one!
We start walking away.
Kid: BYE, MUSLIMSSSS!!!

You people

Hijabi: It's really hot in our office. Can you turn the a/c on?

Property Manager: Your window faces south, so it's going to be hot.

H: Well, I already closed the blinds and it's still hot.

PM: It's probably because you people are always wearing those things.

Muffin Man

Old guy at MSP airport (while eating a muffin and walking past me): This IS America

Me (flabbergasted and not thinking quickly): Yeah, it IS!

Muffin Man: Mm-hm...

Nope, I don't

Customer: Do you know how to cook a pork tenderloin?

That "thing".

DMV clerk: So what's the deal with that thing on your head?

Why are you wearing that?

Seven year old Somali girl (SYOSG): Are you Somali?
White American Muslim Woman (WAMW): No
SYOSG: Why are you wearing that?
WAMW: I'm Muslim.
SYOSG: But you're white!!