You people

Hijabi: It's really hot in our office. Can you turn the a/c on?

Property Manager: Your window faces south, so it's going to be hot.

H: Well, I already closed the blinds and it's still hot.

PM: It's probably because you people are always wearing those things.

Muffin Man

Old guy at MSP airport (while eating a muffin and walking past me): This IS America

Me (flabbergasted and not thinking quickly): Yeah, it IS!

Muffin Man: Mm-hm...

Nope, I don't

Customer: Do you know how to cook a pork tenderloin?

That "thing".

DMV clerk: So what's the deal with that thing on your head?

Why are you wearing that?

Seven year old Somali girl (SYOSG): Are you Somali?
White American Muslim Woman (WAMW): No
SYOSG: Why are you wearing that?
WAMW: I'm Muslim.
SYOSG: But you're white!!

So, is he Moroccan?

Customer: Where's your husband from?
Me: Tunisia
Customer: Oh, so is he Moroccan?