Kid with Mom on the street: Are you nuns? Us: No, we're Muslims. Mom to kid: Oh, like your Grandma ____ Kid: You wear those jeebs Us: I guess you could call it that, they are hijabs. Kid: Oh yah, I have a short word for orange juice. I call it OJ! Us: Yes, that's a good one! We start walking away. Kid: BYE, MUSLIMSSSS!!!