Nope, I don't

Customer: Do you know how to cook a pork tenderloin?

That "thing".

DMV clerk: So what's the deal with that thing on your head?

Why are you wearing that?

Seven year old Somali girl (SYOSG): Are you Somali?
White American Muslim Woman (WAMW): No
SYOSG: Why are you wearing that?
WAMW: I'm Muslim.
SYOSG: But you're white!!

So, is he Moroccan?

Customer: Where's your husband from?
Me: Tunisia
Customer: Oh, so is he Moroccan?