Kid with Mom on the street: Are you nuns?
Us: No, we're Muslims.
Mom to kid: Oh, like your Grandma ____
Kid: You wear those jeebs
Us: I guess you could call it that, they are hijabs.
Kid: Oh yah, I have a short word for orange juice. I call it OJ!
Us: Yes, that's a good one!
We start walking away.
Kid: BYE, MUSLIMSSSS!!!